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John

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Nationality Irish
Updated 22 Feb 2026
Last time online 13 Mar 2026
Responds to PM 17 Hours

About Me

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Hi

I have ADHD and I'm an extrovert, if you want to have an absolute ball and laugh your head off all night then let's get together. I'm very funny and loving and you will not be disappointed, you will be treated however you like and I will do everything to keep a smile on your face .

Biography

Gender
Male
Age
38
Hair color
Black Hair
Hair Length
Medium
Height
5' 8"
Weight
198 lbs
Orientation
Bisexual
Services Offered For
Men
Women
Couples
Trans/TS
2+
Pubic hair
Trimmed
Has Tattoos
No
Has Piercings
No
Smoking
No
Drinking
Sometimes

Additional Informations

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Registered
15 Feb 2025
Languages
English
Available for
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